How to spot a tyrant


Notice anything about these men? What do they all have in common? Megalomania? Despotism? Look again. See it yet? Questionable moral ethics? A tainted place in history? Keep looking. See it now? Yep, the answer is they all dye their hair. That’s how you tell if you have an asshole world leader on your hands; the scale of their ego and vanity is displayed by the Just For Men sponsored follicles on their oversized, under stocked cranium. For them power is everything, and maintaining their image is a way to maintain that power. So never mind all the promises and slogans, come election time their motto might as well be “Because I’m worth it”