“He was white and Scottish, period. That is who James Bond is,”
Hell yeah! We all know what this completely fictional character’s ethnicity is! In the completely fictional novels, and fictional movies which portray a sense of realism through their use of lethal gadgets, super villains, and totally believable character names like Pussy Galore. But a black guy in England? Get real!
But let’s not stop there! I want a real cyborg to play the next Terminator, not these ‘hip’ humans they keep casting for the foreign markets! And I want real, actual turtles in the next Ninja Turtles movie! None of this tortoise bullshit, real turtles!
Does he really think a black Bond will change things? What does he think he will say? “The name’s Bond, James Bond…motherfucker! Blap-blap-blap!”
And he also offended that Charlton Heston played Moses in The Ten Commandments? Or that Samuel L Jackson is playing Nick Fury when in the Marvel comics he is white? And that Johnny Depp played Tonto? Tell you what, if they ever make a Rush Limbaugh biopic I’ll be offended if they cast anyone other than an actual slug. A slimy, frothing, actual slug. Because that is who Rush is, period.
(…thinking about it, anyone else reckon he would make a great Bond villain?!)